Midterm is less than a week now. Have been procrastinating alot! So I need motivation and the only thing that motivates me is the MALL!! So I went to Gateway this afternoon to window shop. My parents usually do this but since they're not here I have to do it. What I do is, I go to every shop and if I found something that I really like,like a pair of shoes or clothes, I set my goal; If I get a 1 for this certain subject, I'm so going to buy this item so that it's worth buying. kindda like my congradulation gift to myself. When we were young our parents usually motivates us with gifts like if we got 5A's in our PCE they're going to buy us a nitendo or a playstation or anything that we desire to have (usually material). So that practise basically stays with me until now. Last night I had 3 hours of sleep. I have been researching on plants for botany and I've been studying for the midterm. This screams COFFEE!!! I usually prefer coffee bean than starbucks. I need to be awake. So little time, so many things to study! sigh! plus I can't study like in 4 hours straight. Nothing goes in my head after 3 - 4 hours straight of studying. So i take a break! I usually watch korean movies. J borrowed me this DVD 16 in 1 Korean movies. Out of the 16, I've watch 5; Windstruck, My Sassy Girl, 100 days with Mr. Agorant, Love me not and What if the sun rises on the west. After a subject, one movie. After a movie, one subject and this usually goes on untill I'm supper tired or if I fall asleep. I won't blog much need to go back and study. I'll just leave you with this. I find this extremely funny. I miss CHEM!!!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. -----------
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature,but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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